Hearse driver jokes

Jokes Funeral Jokes. Surprising the Taxi Driver. Last Wednesday a passenger in a taxi heading for the airport leaned over to ask the driver a question and gently tapped him on the shoulder to get his attention. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb and stopped just inches from a large plate Estimated Reading Time: 6 mins. The driver was a little angry, but he kept quiet. And this went on for quite a number of cars. Finally, the uber arrived at the airport. The fare was US$ The Japanese exclaimed, "Wah so expensive!" There upon, the driver yelled back, "Meter, very fast! Made in Japan!" Hearse Driver. For lovers of hearse, hearse driver, morgue joke, mortician shirt, funny cadaver joke, funny morgue quote, funeral shirt, cemetary Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem To buy, select Size. Add to Cart. Share. More products with this design. Page 1 of 1 Start over Page 1 of 1.

A man in a taxi taps the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screams bloody murder, loses control of the cab, and swerves onto the sidewalk before stopping just inches from a lamppost. After checking to make sure the passenger is OK, the driver says, “I’m sorry, but you scared the daylights out of me.” “Sorry. There was a hearse driver and he had driven a hearse for 25 years and today was his first day as a taxi driver and he was very nervous. So he picked up a man and was driving to his destination but as they were driving there the man in the back seat wanted to ask him a question and tapped him on the shoulder! The driver crashed the taxi he was so mortified. Hooker. Preacher Jokes to Release a Little Joy. DON'T SCARE ME! The passenger tapped the cab driver on the shoulder to ask him something. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the sidewalk, and stopped inches from a department store window.

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